This is Awarded to Apps with a score of 9-10
The highest rating of all. The Must-Buy!! Stamp indicates that the application in question is worthy of your money. You're greenbacks. Your smackers. Those little pieces of paper that give the common man such happiness. Yes, an application with this stamp deserves your money, as it excels in practically every quality we can think of. Don't spend another second waiting, and purchase the application which receives this stamp. Do it. The developer deserves it. You deserve it, after you're long day at work (unless you are a lawyer, in which case SHAME ON YOU).
This is Awarded to Apps with a score of 8-9
The Awesome Stamp defines an app that is of superior quality in many aspects. Rarely awarded, the awesome stamp is given to an application that excels in all categories, from concepts such as game play and controls to little details like storyline and maintenance (bug fixes). An application the receives the Awesome Stamp should be recommended to any app store buyer, as in our eyes, it should not be missed for anything, even teatime.
This is Awarded to Apps with a score of 7-8
The Approved Stamp is usually used to classify an app that is above par. Often, the app will excel in some features such as graphics and controls, but it may lack some minor details which would otherwise earn it an Awesome Stamp.
This is Awarded to Apps with a score of 6-7
Applications with the Entertaining Stamp are usually one of a kind. They excel in some aspects, which give us enjoyment (at least for a short period of time). However, these applications may also have a few design flaws, but not enough to hinder from the usability of the application.
This is Awarded to Apps with a score of 5-6
Apps with the Meh Stamp are seriously, well, meh. They do not excel in any way nor introduce any new ideas, but they do have some positives to their design such as good graphics or excellent controls. Alternatively these applications may have an excellent storyline and a great concept, but may fail to follow up on graphical requirements to meet the expectations of the target audience.
Yes 4-5 is missing it is still being made.... dont complain about it.
This is Awarded to Apps with a score of 3-4
The Denied Stamp usually refers to an application that is below par in multiple concepts, including design choices and glitches/bugs that may hinder usability. Often, the developers of the app had a good idea, but were unable to develop on the idea properly without factors which take away from the application. The app may be good in some ways, but it would also lack in other ways, and it is up to the gamer to decide whether he can brave the throwbacks and still enjoy his time with the app.
This is Awarded to Apps with a score of 2-3
Apps with the Genuinely HORRIBLE! Stamp are bad. And they're not just bad. They're horrible. Applications with this stamp have nothing new to bring to the table that is the app store community. They have many flaws which hinder any existing promise of the application. They suck, plain and simple. Do not even attempt to purchase an application with this stamp, as you will probably get a spastic colon.
This is Awarded to Apps with a score of 1-2
Apps with the dreadful application are downright bad. Real bad. I mean, seriously, you could die from using this application. It may contain some design concepts that were appropriate for the target audience, but it fell short on many important concepts such as usability.
OH DEAR GOD! MY EYEBALLS ARE ROLLING IN THEIR SOCKETS FROM RUNNING THIS TERRIBLE APPLICATION! I CAN FEEL MY BLOOD BOILING! I FEEL AS IF I HAVE DIED A LITTLE INSIDE FROM USING THIS APPLICATION! I'M GOING INTO CARDIAC ARREST! GASP-
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