Unicorn: Hey man, I just downloaded the karate kid game from the app store. It was FREE. Wanna check it out?
Haggis: I don’t know; usually, free games are really bad. I guess we could give it a shot.
Later…
Haggis: That was complete bull****. Don’t ever download a ****ing free app again you ****.
Unicorn: You’re right. That was genuinely a horrible experience. It made me feel like this:
Haggis: Definitely. This is one app I wish we had not tried. A bunch of horrible minigames tied together by a connection to a movie. This shames Karate Kid.
Unicorn: The graphics were, indeed, the highlight, as we cannot find anything else to say about this cocktail of crap. Who wants horrible minigames, poor controls, and a link to a story that had nothing to do with the gameplay? A ridiculous waste of our precious time.
DENIED
DENIED
This has been a joint production by The Unknown Unicorn and The Saber-Toothed Haggis.
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