Unicorn: Hey. What’s your zombie plan?
Haggis: Well, I figured I’d hole up in my cellar and eat canned food until the police get everything under control.
Unicorn: You’ll run out of canned food. I’m going to grab my car and my shotgun and drive to Alcatraz!
Haggis: Don’t. Book of Eli was a dumb movie. Anyway, let’s see how this zombie game plays.
Later…
Haggis: Not bad. Tilting controls were pretty good, and it was easy to shoot those zombie mutha**** **** and **** with an **** b******* avocado **** and extension cord ****.
Unicorn: I agree. **** was good. I enjoyed crushing the zombies against the cars. Unfortunately, the graphics were slightly below par for a driving game. It would be nice to see this game with improved graphics via retina display.
Haggis: There are many different gameplay elements. I enjoyed finding interesting ways to deal with the zombies, like crashing into them with my car before they can jump, or swerving out of their jumping reach. Also, zombies take more damage after being crushed against cars, giving you more incentive to save your bullets.
Unicorn: The excess of weapons and addition of 3 game modes means that this game will stay on our idevices for a while.
Astronaut: I JUST WOKE UP AND IT WAS OCTOBER! WHAT THE F*** HAPPENED?!
Haggis: Yeah, we knocked you out and stuffed you in the cellar so we wouldn’t go hungry when the zombies invade the earth.
Unicorn: Zing!
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